Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Monday, 2 December 2013

Zombie Apocalypse #2

Here is a story of a zombie apocalypse and this story is continuing from the end of zombie apocalypse #1 when Elijah, Zach and Tyrone grabbed almost everything in the shop.  I hope you like enjoy the story! :)

Zombie Apocalypse #2


Last time on Zombie Apocalypse #1...
They run into the gun shop and grab everything they can.


Now:
“Woah” says Tyrone, “Dibs the M16 and the machete” “I’m gonna get the machete and the ak47u” says Zach, “I’m gonna get the same as Zach” says Elijah. Elijah, Tyrone an Zach walk over to the door and Elijah says “you go first Tyrone,” “No way” replies Tyrone, “In the movies, the first person to leave the room always dies.” “After you Zach” Tyrone says, “Such a nice guy...., wait” says Zach. Suddenly a zombie jumps off the roof and almost bites zach, luckily he moves out of the way and grabs his machete and slices the zombie in half. “Quick, let’s go” He said “before the zombie wakes up” and the three rush down the street. “Don’t look back!” says Tyrone, then Elijah looks back, “Grrrrrrrrrr!” says the zombie. “Ahhhhhhhh” says Elijah, “I looked back!” replies Elijah. Then after 5 minutes of running Zach spots a diner to shoot from and says, “Look over there guys, there's a ladder up to the roof, the zombies will never be able to climb that and plus we would have better aim.” Elijah, Zach and Tyrone climb the ladder and shoot all the zombies.


Tyrone reaches for his pocket, “What are you doing?” says zach, “I’m pulling out my Mum’s phone” replies Tyrone. “When did you do that?” asks Elijah, “When we left my house just for encase if we need it to call someone from another country to help” says Tyrone. “Great thinking Tyrone, but only WE CAN’T BECAUSE EVERYONE’S A ZOMBIE!” says Elijah, “Zombies don’t know how to swim dumb dumb so only the people in the north island of New Zealand are zombies” Zach replies. Tyrone turns on the phone and tries to find someone that isn’t in the north island on  the contacts list, “Aha” Tyrone says, “What is it” Zach asks, “I found someone to contact.” Tyrone clicks on one of the contacts and his brother replied. “Hi Noel” Tyrone says, “Anyway can you....”  5 minutes later... “thanks, see you soon or, later.” “Dumb zombies” Zach says looking on one side of the diner. Suddenly a zombie starts climbing up the wall with an axe on his back, “Rrrrrrrr!” mumbles the zombie, “sorry!” yells Zach.


To be continued...


Glossary:
  • ‘Rrrrrrrrr!’ means “Don’t call us dumb!”


Credits.....
Zach
Tyrone

Thursday, 7 November 2013

Zombie Apocalypse #1

Here is our story about a zombie apocalypse and when I mean our I mean Elijah, Zach and me. I hope you like the story, it's got some jokes, and by some I mean heaps.

Zombie Apocalypse #1


This all started one horrifying night........

Tyrone comes back to his house ready to eat his hotdog he got from Wendy's. Then Tyrone hears a knock and a bang at my door, “Who is it?” He say’s, “It’s me” says a mysterious voice, “Who’s me?” Tyrone replied. “It’s Zach and Elijah” they say, “Well why didn’t you say so,” Tyrone opened the door and Elijah and Zach rushed in and they quickly shut the door. “There’s a horde of zombies outside” Zach says, “Zombies aren't real” Tyrone say’s. Suddenly the zombies smash through the windows. “Hey Dylan come meet our friends” Elijah yells. Dylan comes running in “Hey guys, AHHH! zombies” Dylan yells. “BRAINS” say the zombie’s. They all pile on top of him and Zach, Elijah and Tyrone make their escape. They run out the door when Zach remembered... I forgot to pick up my Subway. ‘Why are you doing that theres more important things to do!” Tyrone says. Zach replied, “I payed 7$ for this! They race down the street “what about Dylan” Zach said. “We will send him a get well soon card” Elijah said.


10 minutes later... “Look” says Zach, “there’s a sewer hole in the road” “so, what about it?” says Tyrone. “It’s open” says Zach, “and..” replies Tyrone, “we can jump in it!” says Zach, “Good Idea”says Elijah. They jump in the hole. Tyrone feels something biting his arm “thats not you're subway Zach” he said. “what?, I  dropped it in the dirt two blocks ago” Zach says feeling confused. Elijah turns on the torch. “Ahh Zombie” He yells. They kick it into the water and it floats away “A BLA Bla BLE BLA BLUUUUU” say the zombie. “Let’s get out of here” Tyrone squeaks. They carry on down the street and pass a gun shop. ‘I wonder if they have guns” Zach says. They run in and grab everything they can.


to be continued...


Glossary:
  • “A BLA Bla BLE BLA BLUUUUU” means “I can’t swim, I can’t swimmmm”
  • Zach, a Pony loving guy.
  • Elijah, a guy who likes chips!


Credits.....
Elijah
Zach

Tyrone

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